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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Russian Rhapsody - Loony Tunes (1944)

Featuring "Gremlins from the Kremlin."



RUSSIAN RHAPSODY
(Clampett-1944)

We're gremlins from the Kremlin
Da da da da da
We're gremlins from the Kremlin
Da da da da da
I'm a gremlin from the Kremlin
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We are Russian gremlins
Up in the sky we're from
*Schickelgruber's aeroplanes
We shake right to the ground
We like nothing better than to mess up Messerschmitts
And send their heavy bombers down to earth in teeny bits
Napoleon and his army never got to first base
Now we'll push those nasty Nazis in der fuehrer's face
We're here, we're there, we're everywhere
We're in the Nazi's hair
And when they try to catch us
We're the little men who weren't there
And when they try to catch us
We're the little men who weren't there

*Adolph Hitler was actually Adolph Schickelgruber-Hitler. Schickelgruber was used to poke fun at him by the allies. Source.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Fairy Tales of Science by John Cargill Brough (1857)

Source. A book that decides to tell some lessons of elementary science in the language of alchemy, magic and fairy stories.


"In the year 1746, an ingenious Dutchman actually managed to coax him into a glass bottle, coated within and without with metal, but the Spirit soon escaped from his narrow prison by passing through the limbs and body of the experimentalist, who received such a violent shock that he was compelled to take to his bed. This incident, however, did not deter the philosopher from prosecuting his inquiries, and his endeavours to construct a secure prison were eventually crowned with success.

Six years after this, an American sage summoned the now docile Spirit from the clouds during a thunderstorm, by means of a boy's kite, and thus proved the identity of lightning and that force which for two thousand years was regarded as an emanation peculiar to rubbed amber.

The nineteenth century was heralded in by the announcement of a still greater fact. A learned Italian now found that he could dispense with all the old machinery of incantation, and evoke the Amber Spirit by the action of acids upon metals. He piled up alternate disks of zinc and copper, kept separate by the interposition of moistened pasteboard, and with this simple apparatus he obtained absolute control over the movements of the Spirit. He compelled him to travel along metal wires of any length; to force asunder the elementary atoms of water; to bring to light substances hitherto unknown, and to perform a hundred other feats equally wonderful. The Spirit was vanquished—the lightning was chained—and man reigned supreme."

Friday, May 4, 2012

Fairy Songs, Elfin Music


The Fairies by William Allingham
The Deer and the Vila
Russian Fairy Poem
The Hosting of the Sidhe
Fairy Poem by Yeats
The Fairy Well of Lagnanay
Samuel Ferguson
The Fairy Thorn
by Samuel Ferguson
The Fisherman
by Goethe
The Lepracaun
by William Allingham
Cusheen Loo
Irish Fairy Song
The Fairy Nurse
Poem by Edward Walsh
A Dream
Poem
To The Nymphs
Greek Fairy Song
Finnish Prayers to the Fairies
Songs to Fairies
Extracts Vila Sagas
Songs to Fairies
To Mountain Sprite
by Thomas Moore
Fairy Halloween
Poem about fairies
The Moss Women
Fairy Poem
Fairy Song
by Louisa May Alcott
The Fairy Song
by William Shakespeare
Queen Mab 
by Percy Bysshe Shelley 1813
Leprechaun 
Mumblin' Y. Plumber

Friday, October 8, 2010

Han Christian Anderson Stories


"WHEN MERMAIDS DIE they turn to sea foam and cease to exist, while humans have an eternal soul that lives on in Heaven."

1835 The Tinder Box
1835 Little Claus and Big Claus
1835 The Princess and the Pea
1835 Little Ida’s Flowers
1835 Little Tiny or Thumbelina
1835 The Saucy Boy
1835 The Travelling Companion
1836 The Little Mermaid
1837 The Emperor’s New Suit
1838 The Goloshes of Fortune
1838 The Daisy
1838 The Brave Tin Soldier
1838 The Wild Swans
1838 The Garden of Paradise
1838 The Flying Trunk
1838 The Storks

N1839 The Elf of the Rose
1840 What the Moon Saw
1840 The Wicked Prince
1842 The Metal Pig
1842 Shepherd’s Story 
1842 A Rose from Homer’s Grave
1842 The Buckwheat
1842 Ole-Luk Oie, the Dream God
1842 The Swineherd
1844 The Angel
1844 The Nightingale
1844 The Ugly Duckling
1844 The Top and Ball


1845 The Fir Tree
1845 The Snow Queen
1845 The Little Elder Tree Mother
1845 The Elfin Hill
1845 The Red Shoes
1845 The Jumper
1845 The Shepherdess and the Sweep
1845 Holger Danske
1845 The Bell
1845 Grandmother
1846 The Darning Needle
1846 The Little Match Seller
1847 The Sunbeam and the Captive
1847 By the Almshouse Window
1847 The Old Street Lamp
1847 The Neighbouring Families
1847 Little Tuk
1847 The Shadow
1848 The Old House
1848 The Drop of Water
1848 The Happy Family
1848 The Story of a Mother
1848 The Shirt Collar

1849 The Flax
1850 The Phoenix Bird
1851 A Story
1851 The Puppet Show Man
1851 The Dumb Book
1852 The Old Grave Stone
1852 The Conceited Apple Branch
1852 The Loveliest Rose in the World
1852 In a Thousand Years
1852 The Swan’s Nest
1852 The Story of the Year
1852 There Is No Doubt About It
1852 A Cheerful Temper
1853 A Great Grief
1853 Everything in the Right Place
1853 The Goblin and the Huckster
1853 Under the Willow Tree
1853 The Pea Blossom
1853 She Was Good for Nothing

1854 The Last Pearl
1854 Two Maidens
1855 Uttermost Parts of the Sea
1855 The Money Box
1855 A Leaf from Heaven
1855 Jack the Dullard
1855 Ib and Little Christina
1856 The Thorny Road of Honor
1856 The Jewish Maiden
1857 The Bell Deep
1858 The Bottle Neck
1858 Soup from a Sausage Skewer
1858 The Old Bachelor’s Nightcap
1858 Something
1858 Last Dream of the Old Oak
1858 The Marsh King’s Daughter
1858 The Races
1859 The Philosopher’s Stone
1859 The Story of the Wind
1859 The Girl Who Trod on the Loaf
1859 Ole the Tower Keeper
1859 Anne Lisbeth
1859 Children’s Prattle
1859 The Child in the Grave
1859 Two Brothers
1860 The Pen and the Inkstand
1860 The Farm Yard Cock 
1860 Beauty of Form Beauty of Mind
1860 A Story from the Sand Hills
1860 Moving Day
1861 The Butterfly
1861 Bishop of Borglum
1861 The Mail Coach Passengers
1861 Beetle Who Went on Travels
1861 What the Old Man Does
1861 The Snow Man
1861 The Portuguese Duck
1861 The Ice Maiden
1861 The Psyche
1861 The Snail and the Rose Tree
1861 The Old Church Bell
1862 The Silver Shilling
1863 The Snowdrop
1865 The Bird of Popular Song
1865 The Will-o-the Wisp

1865 The Windmill
1865 In the Nursery
1865 The Golden Treasure
1865 The Storm Shakes the Shield
1866 Delaying Is Not Forgetting

1866 The Porter’s Son
1866 Our Aunt
1866 The Toad
1868 The Goblin and the Woman
1868 The Dryad
1869 The Court Cards
1869 Luck May Lie in a Pin
1869 Sunshine Stories
1869 What One Can Invent
1869 The Thistle’s Experiences
1869 Poultry Meg’s Family
1870 The Candles
1870 The Most Incredible Thing
1870 Danish Popular Legends
1871 The Great Sea Serpent
1871 The Gardener and the Manor
1872 The Cripple
1873 The Flea and the Professor

Thursday, September 2, 2010

What a Cake of Soap Will Do (1890)

From Open Collections Program: Women Working: 1800-1930--an interesting collection of old catalogs targeting a primarily North American homemaker readership--the below comes from Proctor and Gamble: What a Cake of Soap Will Do. This illuminated manuscript is a twenty-three page ad in rhyming verse, flowery prose, with printer's ornaments, drawer-ly illustrations.

Loads of pause can be had herein at the generous scribbler's verve expended on, in one instance, the scene of attendees at a magic lantern show (beloved pets + circus animals) exchanging stories about Ivory Soap's purity.

If Ivory's point has not been landed  by the time the Elders of  Brownies have commented about the scourge of dandruff afflicting country fairies, then one is either likely not the intended audience--or dead inside.

Mark also the family doctor who tests the validity of product claims himself; the village of trades cast as characters--like main street America back in the day was verbatim smurf village; the liberal sprinkling of Gibson girls, English lords, and a whole host of by-the-numbers fancy stock types. An enjoyable, only slightly sinisterly commercial, testament to a time when ads were not solely a *visual* medium. Also, a case for, maybe, why they should be.

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