The Office - Jokes

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Quotes from the UK original of the TV series, The Office. The false conscience of the liberal workplace, pathetic jobbers, morons without futures, truly loathsome bosses in omnipresent cubicle farms . . . hilarious. The American version, sadly, seems to shy away from the obvious satirical target for a show called "The Office." It is certainly less narrow-eyed, ruthlessly bleak.

Excerpts:

David
Under "Strengths"... you've just put "accounts."

Keith
Yeah.

David
That's your job though, that's, that's just—

Keith
Mmm. [nods]

David
No, Keith. What. I was sort of looking for your skills within your job. So is there anything else you could have put there?

Keith
[shrugs]

David
Nope. Okay. Umm... Under "Weaknesses" you've put eczema.

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David
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.